HOLY SHIT FUCK COCK BITCH TITS ASS!!!
That is just a fraction of how angry I am after going to the midnight showing of
Watchmen at my local AMC movie theatre.
Trust me when I say that if you have any love for the comic do not waste your money it is just not worth the agrivation.
I went into this movie with a really REALLLLLY open mind. I read and loved the comic and I really didn't think that a movie could be made from it, but I was still hopeful. The bottom line is that the story is just to intricate. And yeah I knew a lot had to be cut if it was going to be made into a movie, but fuck me running was this a botched abortion.
Seriously guys I know how movies work, I know certain things have to be sacrificed but from the cheesy overused,
Matrixesque fight scenes, to the terribly forced even goofy music cues, I just can't think of very many things that are in any way redeemable about this movie.
Watchmen, the comic, creates a bleak, realistic but at the same time fantastic world that has dignity and depth.
Watchmen, the movie,takes any and all integrity and smashes it to pieces.
The frail and increadibly human characters of the book are turned into shells, almost parodies of themselves.
Like any beloved and widely known story like this, when a filmmaker takes it and turns it into a big budget blockbuster he feels the need to acknowledge the fans by giving little hints and references to the origonal work. Unfortunatly, these references seemed to be thrown into the film haphazerdly making them more frustrating than anything else. And to be perfectly honest I think movie goers who haven't read the book are going to be thrown off by a lot of these references.
Some of the most important elements were changed, rearranged, completely left out, or otherwise tainted.
FUCK I AM SO ANGRY!!!
I love that comic. Though I admit I am a newcomer to it, having only read it recently, I still really love it.
This movie not only did the story a disservice, but certain parts were actually painful to watch.
Zach Snyder, the director responsible, said in interviews preceeding the release that the films creators "treated the comic book like it was some sort of an illuminated text".
Illuminated text my ass.